"Sorry for Stroking Your Chest Earlier"

Yep, I actually said those words today. While wearing a giant banana costume. Once again I wound up emceeing my work's Halloween costume contest and every year I wind up saying something inappropriate. This year, one of the guys was dressed up as an 80s basketball player, fake chest hair and all. I said something to the effect of, "how many people have come up and done this to you today?" as I patted the tuft of fake hair. I saw him afterwards and that's when I apologized for stroking his chest, but luckily he didn't seem to mind. Also, yes, I was dressed as a banana at the time. What a weird day.