Allow me introduce you to my new favorite word: funicular (fyoo-nik-yuh-ler).
Adjective: Worked by a rope or the like.
Fun to say, and even more fun to ride! Ever since the St. Regis came to Deer Valley and I spotted the funicular, I knew that I had to ride in it. Fate was smiling on me this weekend when the Park City luxury home tour opened its doors to us. This is truly a magical event for people like us who love to see how the other half lives. So for the tour, five residents of really swanky homes in Deer Valley open their doors to let us snoop around their homes to raise money for charity. And how were we going to get to these homes? By riding in this baby:

It was everything that I hoped for, and I totally felt like George and Weezy. Once we got to the top of the hill, we were off to the massive homes and all of their stairs. The first home was 27,000 square feet for Pete's sake! It was bigger than the Blue Banana, wasn't it, Julie? The bottom three floors were dedicated to a basketball court, racquetball court, bowling alley, running track and 6 story climbing wall.
And these are signed jerseys from Brett Favre and his friends in one of the 4 full size locker rooms.

Oh, and the owner had a picture of himself with George W. Bush. Who I think used to be the President. Here are Julie and I by the basketball court, and Kristen and Julie are outside one of the amazing decks. See that tiny dot of water behind them? That would be Jordanelle. Which I think is only 24,000 square feet.

We ended at a home dubbed the Casa Nova, which makes me want to name my home something fancy. This place sleeps 28, and has its own spa, house staff and a locker room on the top floor so you can ski right onto the mountain. It rents for $25,000 per week, so I only need to find 27 other people willing to pony up $892 apiece for a week of wonderment. That's a good deal, right? If not, I guess I will have to be happy in my 1,800 square foot home, Casa Funicular.