Now This is Sad

The following is an actual email that was sent to all the ladies in my office the other day. While it was not sent from me, I echo this brave patriot's crusade. It really is bad. Please enjoy:

From:
Sent: Tuesday, June 08, 2010 4:49 PM
To:

Subject: Please help!

Ladies! Because I have increased my water intake, I have frequented the restroom more than usual. That is not the reason for my email though – to bring to everyone’s attention how often I go ‘powder my nose’…but it is to plead with all of you – proper flushing etiquette.

The handicap stall needs for you to HOLD DOWN the handle until all the water has emptied otherwise, the next visitor will find a surprise! I have found surprises 3 times today! Not a good thing. Please please, if anything…double flush for the benefit of those who may follow you.

Thanks for helping.