Dierks and Bucky and Boots - Oh, My!

So this weekend I went to the Dierks Bentley concert. Now, I am not normally a country fan, so I didn't know any of his songs. But it was really good. Here are my observations:

I have a huge crush on Dierks Bentley. Look why:

I also liked that he stayed out after his performance to sign autographs instead of just running backstage.

Bucky Covington thinks he's Mick Jagger.

I have never seen a man with so much energy onstage. He didn't quit dancing the entire time! He also loves his backside. At one point he turned around and bent over whilst singing! I remember thinking, "Did he really just do that?" Yes, he did. Also, I would very much like to give him a haircut. And shave him.

I hate encores! I am reminded of this every time I go to a concert. This one only had one encore, but I have been to several concerts where they will do two and even three encores. Please admit you want to feel wanted by me clapping you back onstage. You and I both know you're coming back. For once, just play your set, and let's call it good!