What is That on My Head??

I am the latest Bird sister to jump on the early-gray train. Imagine my consternation when Melinda found a gray hair on my head. Not my first, but sightings were rare. Imagine my growing consternation, as she kept saying "Oh!" in a soft, sad voice as she pulled another, and another. Yes, I had a total of FOUR coarse gray hairs on my head. At the young age of 26, I feel this is a travesty. And I'm none too pleased.